Post by Moonchild10 on Jun 4, 2006 19:09:04 GMT -5
Warning: This is something I wrote a VERY long time ago. (around the beginning of sophomore year) When I was bored. It makes fun of the Titans pretty severely, but I still love them 
It's made to be performed like a play. My sister and I are making a Flash video out of it.
I told ya I would put this up, Imaginaryworld, so here it is ;D
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TEEN TITANS: The lost lost lost lost lost lost lost LOST episode
Rating: TV13
For violence, suicide, and bathroom jokes
Welcome to a world of insanity, out-of-character-ness, and a total lack of plot which will leave you vomiting your guts out through your navel by the time you finish. This is meant to be preformed like a play. By the end of this thing, I guarantee you are all going to hate me ^_^. Whether it’s the ridiculous amounts of suicide or the excessive references to babies, you will eventually want to kill me for some reason or other. Have fun!
<Opening>
[Fade in on a dark, abandoned warehouse. The five members of the Teen Titans are standing in battle stance, wearing raincoats]
Slade: Hi, guys!!!
Robin: Hi!! I mean….GRRR! Insert cheesy line here! My mouth is foaming!
Raven: Yeah!
Starfire: I pooped before we came here.
Raymond: Hi hi Puffy Ami Yumi Show!
Canada: Make sure you buy my merchandise!
Cyborg: No, no, no!
Robin: Babies come from the stork!
Slade: This battle is pointless! I leave now.
Robin: No! We fight you!!!!
Slade: Okeedokee!
Cut to theme song
<insert theme song here>
Cut to commercial
<Commercial>
Emboss my raincoat, Slade! I don’t have anyone to take me to the tiki tiki party! Help! I want a new sandwich to take my mail to the warehouse for the Joker to steal from my dear Uncle Willie. My shoe is blue…what shall I do? I know about your canoe, Mr. Skidoo. I love the pasty egg waffle. Where? In my hat? You’re crazy! There’s no way Robin would be unstylish enough to hide in such a small baggage compartment CHEESE! I took your picture, Neville. What you you gonna say say now, booyweeniee!!!!!! I hate your milk moustache! Wipe it off now or risk being thrown out of the palace!! I hate when you look at me like that, Bobby. Aren’t you good for anything but sitting there and asking for a refill on your big bad smelly ranch? Baby. I had a baby once. It was blue. Woopdeedoo. Blue baby. Ba! I eat carrot sticks! I wanted to ask for you phone number, but I seem to have misplaced my tie. Where’s Jackie? Did she go too? Oh baby baby, I saw that yellow window. Wow wow! Hey! I wanted to apologize…but I changed my mind! Hey! Jerk! Get away from that sauce! I know what you’re going to do! You’re going to perform horrible experiments on it! Drop it! Hey kids! Don’t touch that dial! Teen Titans will be right back! I’m serious! Don’t change that channel! NOOOOOO! Stop! You’re making the biggest mistake of your young lives! Your eyes will bleed and your spleen will rupture if you don’t watch this episode! I don’t CARE if you don’t like Teen Titans. Watch! I am the almighty spokesperson for the show, and I demand nougat! Watch the show! My basement smells like my best friend’s pet starfish! Eat! Now, watch the show! Ha ha ha! This is a commercial for Teen Titans, OK? OK. So, watch it or I’ll kill you. Moo. Meow, meow, meow. I like your sombrerro, Mr. Tidwell. Please, do tell me where you purchased it? It is such a lovely color! It is green! It matches your eyes so well-….your eyes are brown, aren’t they? Oh, I’m sorry. Stop! No! Not my baby! Eat your own! No, I will! :chomp: MmmmmmMmm! Good, good baby. I like ketchup? No, that’s not my line. Robin, what’s ma line, homie g? Yo yo yo baby! I like yooz neck! Stop running away! I like when Miranda kicks me!
Now, back to Teen Titans. You’re watching Cartoon Network!!!
<ACT ONE>
SCENE ONE
Public Service Announcement: This episode of Teen Titans was written by a horrendously deranged fan. It has not been evaluated by the Broadcasting Association of America or by anyone else. Grapes! And side-effects such as anal bleeding, spinal injury, growth of additional limbs, or severe insomnia are not the fault of the creator(s). You have been warned.
[Fade to scene of warehouse once more]
:cheesy battle music:
Robin: EEEEEEEWOG!!!!!!!!!!!
Raven: What?
Robin: :kicks her in the shin:
Raven: You’ll pay for that, Mr. Samsa!!!!
Starfire: Don’t do that, dudes. You’re harshin’ my mellow.
Cy: Wussatt, Catdog?
Baby: WahhhH!
BB: What? Why’s there a baby here?
Terra: Me no likey baby.
BB: Terra? Where’d you come from?
Terra: Over there :points:
BB: You’re supposed to be….dead.
Terra: Oh yeah! :takes out pistol: Will you shoot me, then?
BB: :anime-style sweat drop: Uh…..no.
Terra: Nuts. Raven?
Raven: I would be….honored. :takes gun, shoots Beast Boy:
Robin: WHAT!!!!??
Raven: :shoots Starfire:
Robin: HEY!!!
Raven: :kisses Terra: No! Wait! :punches Terra:
Terra: Huh?
Raven: :shoots herself:
Cy: Uhhh….cries.I cries all weepy and stuff.
Robin: Oh.
<end scene one>
SCENE TWO
Robin: You won’t get away from this Slade! Or away WITH it. Hee. I made a funny.
Raven: Robin you’re such a yeti.
Robin: You died in the last scene.
Raven: No, I didn’t.
Robin: Yes you did!
Raven: No I didn’t!
Starfire: :punches them both: Shut up you losers!
BB: Yeah! Dude, you guys are sooooooo stupid!!
Cy: Yeah! Let’s beat ‘em up, BB!
BB: Totally Cy, baby!
[BB and Cy go into slow motion and start a Matrix-style fighting sequence]
Robin: AHG!
Starfire: Poopy Joe, what did I do TA deserves this, mom?
Cy: Baby!
Leggy: Let’s kick some butt! Titans, go!
[The Teen Titans fly into battle mode, leaving their ex-leader, Robin, behind in the dust]
Robin: Wahhh. :slits his wrists:
Cy: You baby!!!! :shoots Devina with his sonic boom:
Devina: That’s not fair! I always loved you, Bumblebee!
Raven: Aww. Really?
Devina: Yeah!!
Raven: :shoots her with a rifle:
101 Dalmatians: BAM BAM BOO BOO!
Teen Titans: GARNARD!!!
Robin: :uses his healing powers to heal his wrists and gets up, using his psychic energy to form a force field around his teammates:
Cy: Hi baby face!
Raven: :kills herself:
Raven: hi guys!
Raven: What’s up, Starfire?
Raven: ha ha ha!
Starfire: :grabs a machete and stabs Robin in the throat: That’s for cheating on me, you jerk!
Robin: Star, what-
Starfire: Do not try to get out of it, you meanie!
BB: I like moose feet to kick my new son!
Robin: :heals his throat and bites Starfire’s face:
END SCENE TWO
<ACT TWO>
SCENE ONE
[Cut to Titans Tower]
BB: BEES!
Raven: NO!
BB: :cries uncontrollably:
Starfire: SHUT UP!!!
BB: :cries harder:
Robin: :pats BB’s shoulder: Dun cry, Joe!
BB: I not Joe! :shoots himself:
Robin: NOOO!
Cyborg: I’m the grim reaper! :eats a marshmallow:
Raven: Babies are SOOO ugly!
BB: Yeah! They are!!
Raven: You’re supposed to be dead!
BB: NO! You are! :throws a rubber duck at her:
Raven: NOOOOOOO! :melts:
Starfire: Dude.
Cy: Dude.
Robin: Dude.
Raven: Dude.
Terra: I peed on myself!
BB: I hate you.
Terra: Me too. :shoots herself:
BB: Wahh.
Terra: You guys wanna watch a movie?
Raven: No. You’re mean.
Terra: Oh.
Raven: I cry all the time when no one is looking.
BB: I’ll hide in my underwear now.
Raven: OK.
BB: :crawls into his underwear and hides:
Cy: I’m in love! :eats:
BB: Me too! With a dust bunny! :eats Cy’s leg:
Cy: :weeps:
BB: :throws up a lot:
Raven: I could get buried.
BB: yeah.
Raven: I will! :gets buried:
BB: Where are you!?
Raven: In your butt!
BB: no you’re not.
Raven: OK, so I’m in your stomach!
BB: AH!
Raven: :bursts out Alien-style: Weehoo!
BB: My tummy is blasted!
Robin: Oh no. I’m such an emo. :hacks at his arm with a dull steak knife:
Cy: Give me that! :takes it: Robin, no! you’re not supposed to do things like that!
Robin: How come?
Cy: :sighs: I think it’s time for us to have a talk.
Robin: About the big nasty?
Cy: No, about chipmunks.
Robin: Cool! I’m not emo anymore!
Cy: Good! :huggles:
Aqualad: Hi everybody!
All: Hi!
Raven: No! Not Becky!
BB: I have nipples.
Robin: me too! Let’s sing about it!
:cue Broadway-style music:
Cy: (singing) Oh, nipples! We all have ‘em, we all love ‘em!
Aqualad: (singing) Oh nipples, we all have them, we all sing for them!
Raven: (singing) Nipples! Nipples! I hate that stupid word!
BB: (singing) Nipples! Nipples! That’s just because you’re a bird!
Raven: Am not!
BB: So, what’s a raven, then? A lizard?
Raven: Shut up!
BB: Make me!
Starfire: (singing) Nipples! Nipples! Why are you always in my way?
Raven: (singing) I want booby-reduction surgery to make me look like a stray! I mean…a boy!
All: (singing) Nipples, nipples, they’re really not that great! But nipples, nipples, I guess they’re just a way of fate!
All: (yelling) NIPPLES!! I HATE YOU!
:end music:
<end scene one>
SCENE TWO
[Fade to the quiet streets of Jump City. Enter Robin and Starfire. Robin is holding a stuffed hippo]
Starfire: Robin, it is time for you to let go.
Robin: NOOO! Never! I loves Joe! He’s ‘ma stuffed hippo son! I won’t let anyone take you, Joe!
Starfire: I’m beginning to think you loves dat hippo more than me!
:cue sad soap opera music:
Robin: That’s because I do! :sticks his tongue out at Star:
Starfire: Meanie! :punches him in the stomach:
[Enter Slade, inconspicuously from the left]
Robin: You never loved me, did you!?
Starfire: I did! But now I love Leggy!
Robin: NoooOoooooOOooo! Why is fate so cruel! You loves that man-ho?
Starfire: Oh yes, fate is cruel. :heartless laughter:
Robin: :bursts into angsty teenage tears, throwing himself forward onto the pavement: I has no reason to live! Goodbye, Joe! :whips out gun and holds it to his head:
Starfire: Nooooo! Robin, I loves you! Leggy IS a ho!!
Robin: :eyes get sparkly: Really?
Starfire: Yes!
Robin: Aww! I loves you too! :insert hugging scene: But I wanna die anyway! Bye, Star! :shoots himself:
Starfire: NOOOOOOOOO!
Slade: Mwa ha ha! Robin is all dead and stuff!!!!!
Starfire: :sobbing:
Slade: :mwa ha ha-ing:
Starfire: :takes Robin’s gun and shoots herself:
Slade: Mwa ha ha! Mwa ha h- :shrugs: Oh well. Might as well join them. :shoots himself:
[Enter Cyborg, Beast Boy, and Raven]
Cy: WHAT!?
BB: Dude, it’s like Romeo and Juliet…only there’s three of them and they were all shot in the head by a cold metal gun.
Raven: Why doth fate look so cruelly upon this city!!! :weeps:
BB: Aww, it OK Raven.
Raven: No, it not!
BB: It be OK! :hugs:
Raven: Aww! :kisses him:
( A/N: After the extremity of this emotional scene, the creator sat back and laughed her head off. Ha! All the readers hate her by now. That kiss did it. Now everyone has stopped reading and are sending rude letters. I smile. )
Cyborg: No! We’re not having and big nasty scenes on this show! Put it away.
BB: 0_0 Put what away?
Cy: That octopus you were thinking of slaughtering.
BB: Aww. I wasn’t gonna slaughter him. He was gonna be my best friend!! :hugs large purple octopus:
Cy: Oh. OK. Just as long as we don’t have any violence here.
Raven: No violence? Robin, Starfire, and Slade just blew their own brains out with a gun, and you’re saying we can’t have any violence? So many people have committed suicide in the last two scenes that I can’t even remember who’s supposed to be dead.
Robin: Yeah, she has a point.
Raven: See. He’s supposed to be dead.
Robin: I told you, I’m not dead!
Raven: OK, then.
BB: I think we need another musical number!
Raven: :uses her powers to throw him over the side of the nearby bridge:
<end scene two>
SCENE THREE
[Back to warehouse]
Robin: I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again! You won’t get away with this, Slade!
Slade: Sure I will.
Robin: Well…yeah….probably. But I’m supposed to say corny, uplifting lines to pep up my team!
Raven: What are you, a cheerleader?
Slade: Come on Robin, life is pointless. You should give up now.
Robin: OK. :tears wrists open with his teeth and throws himself out a nearby window:
BB: DUUUUUUUDE, what was that?
Raven: the 1,000th suicide in the past fifteen minutes.
BB: I love you.
Cy:…
Raven:…
Starfire:…
Terra:…
BB: ALL OF YOU! YOUS IS MY FRIENDS! :forces a group hug on them, causing a chain reaction which explodes Raven’s head:
Robin: :crawling back through the window, slowly beginning to regenerate: Why won’t I die!!!!??
Slade: Because you’re a robot!
Robin: But I…bleed!
Slade: So you’re a bleedy robot!
Robin: :cries:
Raven: Heeeeeeeeey, waidaminit! He’s not a robot, Slade!
Slade: (getting defensive) So!? I can dream, can’t I!? :bursts into tears:
Raven: I am trapped in a world of pansies.
BB: This calls for a song!
Starfire: Yeah!
Cy: bring in the dancing skeletons!
Dancing skeletons: :rush into the room and start to dance:
BB: (singing) Ohhhhhhhhhh!
Cy: (singing) Farewell, my friends. Now our day is done.
Starfire: (singing) Goodbye for now, I hope you had some fun.
Raven: (singing) Goodbye for now, I hope you never come back!
Robin: (singing) Goodbye, so long, I wish that I was black!
All: (singing) Because this show must end, as all good things do. I hope that someday soon I will learn how to moo. I wonder if sometimes, you’ll think of all we said. And I know that someday, we’ll meet when we are dead!
BB: Yay!
:insert happy friendship moment:
[The world explodes]
<end scene three>
THE END
It's made to be performed like a play. My sister and I are making a Flash video out of it.
I told ya I would put this up, Imaginaryworld, so here it is ;D
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TEEN TITANS: The lost lost lost lost lost lost lost LOST episode
Rating: TV13
For violence, suicide, and bathroom jokes
Welcome to a world of insanity, out-of-character-ness, and a total lack of plot which will leave you vomiting your guts out through your navel by the time you finish. This is meant to be preformed like a play. By the end of this thing, I guarantee you are all going to hate me ^_^. Whether it’s the ridiculous amounts of suicide or the excessive references to babies, you will eventually want to kill me for some reason or other. Have fun!
<Opening>
[Fade in on a dark, abandoned warehouse. The five members of the Teen Titans are standing in battle stance, wearing raincoats]
Slade: Hi, guys!!!
Robin: Hi!! I mean….GRRR! Insert cheesy line here! My mouth is foaming!
Raven: Yeah!
Starfire: I pooped before we came here.
Raymond: Hi hi Puffy Ami Yumi Show!
Canada: Make sure you buy my merchandise!
Cyborg: No, no, no!
Robin: Babies come from the stork!
Slade: This battle is pointless! I leave now.
Robin: No! We fight you!!!!
Slade: Okeedokee!
Cut to theme song
<insert theme song here>
Cut to commercial
<Commercial>
Emboss my raincoat, Slade! I don’t have anyone to take me to the tiki tiki party! Help! I want a new sandwich to take my mail to the warehouse for the Joker to steal from my dear Uncle Willie. My shoe is blue…what shall I do? I know about your canoe, Mr. Skidoo. I love the pasty egg waffle. Where? In my hat? You’re crazy! There’s no way Robin would be unstylish enough to hide in such a small baggage compartment CHEESE! I took your picture, Neville. What you you gonna say say now, booyweeniee!!!!!! I hate your milk moustache! Wipe it off now or risk being thrown out of the palace!! I hate when you look at me like that, Bobby. Aren’t you good for anything but sitting there and asking for a refill on your big bad smelly ranch? Baby. I had a baby once. It was blue. Woopdeedoo. Blue baby. Ba! I eat carrot sticks! I wanted to ask for you phone number, but I seem to have misplaced my tie. Where’s Jackie? Did she go too? Oh baby baby, I saw that yellow window. Wow wow! Hey! I wanted to apologize…but I changed my mind! Hey! Jerk! Get away from that sauce! I know what you’re going to do! You’re going to perform horrible experiments on it! Drop it! Hey kids! Don’t touch that dial! Teen Titans will be right back! I’m serious! Don’t change that channel! NOOOOOO! Stop! You’re making the biggest mistake of your young lives! Your eyes will bleed and your spleen will rupture if you don’t watch this episode! I don’t CARE if you don’t like Teen Titans. Watch! I am the almighty spokesperson for the show, and I demand nougat! Watch the show! My basement smells like my best friend’s pet starfish! Eat! Now, watch the show! Ha ha ha! This is a commercial for Teen Titans, OK? OK. So, watch it or I’ll kill you. Moo. Meow, meow, meow. I like your sombrerro, Mr. Tidwell. Please, do tell me where you purchased it? It is such a lovely color! It is green! It matches your eyes so well-….your eyes are brown, aren’t they? Oh, I’m sorry. Stop! No! Not my baby! Eat your own! No, I will! :chomp: MmmmmmMmm! Good, good baby. I like ketchup? No, that’s not my line. Robin, what’s ma line, homie g? Yo yo yo baby! I like yooz neck! Stop running away! I like when Miranda kicks me!
Now, back to Teen Titans. You’re watching Cartoon Network!!!
<ACT ONE>
SCENE ONE
Public Service Announcement: This episode of Teen Titans was written by a horrendously deranged fan. It has not been evaluated by the Broadcasting Association of America or by anyone else. Grapes! And side-effects such as anal bleeding, spinal injury, growth of additional limbs, or severe insomnia are not the fault of the creator(s). You have been warned.
[Fade to scene of warehouse once more]
:cheesy battle music:
Robin: EEEEEEEWOG!!!!!!!!!!!
Raven: What?
Robin: :kicks her in the shin:
Raven: You’ll pay for that, Mr. Samsa!!!!
Starfire: Don’t do that, dudes. You’re harshin’ my mellow.
Cy: Wussatt, Catdog?
Baby: WahhhH!
BB: What? Why’s there a baby here?
Terra: Me no likey baby.
BB: Terra? Where’d you come from?
Terra: Over there :points:
BB: You’re supposed to be….dead.
Terra: Oh yeah! :takes out pistol: Will you shoot me, then?
BB: :anime-style sweat drop: Uh…..no.
Terra: Nuts. Raven?
Raven: I would be….honored. :takes gun, shoots Beast Boy:
Robin: WHAT!!!!??
Raven: :shoots Starfire:
Robin: HEY!!!
Raven: :kisses Terra: No! Wait! :punches Terra:
Terra: Huh?
Raven: :shoots herself:
Cy: Uhhh….cries.I cries all weepy and stuff.
Robin: Oh.
<end scene one>
SCENE TWO
Robin: You won’t get away from this Slade! Or away WITH it. Hee. I made a funny.
Raven: Robin you’re such a yeti.
Robin: You died in the last scene.
Raven: No, I didn’t.
Robin: Yes you did!
Raven: No I didn’t!
Starfire: :punches them both: Shut up you losers!
BB: Yeah! Dude, you guys are sooooooo stupid!!
Cy: Yeah! Let’s beat ‘em up, BB!
BB: Totally Cy, baby!
[BB and Cy go into slow motion and start a Matrix-style fighting sequence]
Robin: AHG!
Starfire: Poopy Joe, what did I do TA deserves this, mom?
Cy: Baby!
Leggy: Let’s kick some butt! Titans, go!
[The Teen Titans fly into battle mode, leaving their ex-leader, Robin, behind in the dust]
Robin: Wahhh. :slits his wrists:
Cy: You baby!!!! :shoots Devina with his sonic boom:
Devina: That’s not fair! I always loved you, Bumblebee!
Raven: Aww. Really?
Devina: Yeah!!
Raven: :shoots her with a rifle:
101 Dalmatians: BAM BAM BOO BOO!
Teen Titans: GARNARD!!!
Robin: :uses his healing powers to heal his wrists and gets up, using his psychic energy to form a force field around his teammates:
Cy: Hi baby face!
Raven: :kills herself:
Raven: hi guys!
Raven: What’s up, Starfire?
Raven: ha ha ha!
Starfire: :grabs a machete and stabs Robin in the throat: That’s for cheating on me, you jerk!
Robin: Star, what-
Starfire: Do not try to get out of it, you meanie!
BB: I like moose feet to kick my new son!
Robin: :heals his throat and bites Starfire’s face:
END SCENE TWO
<ACT TWO>
SCENE ONE
[Cut to Titans Tower]
BB: BEES!
Raven: NO!
BB: :cries uncontrollably:
Starfire: SHUT UP!!!
BB: :cries harder:
Robin: :pats BB’s shoulder: Dun cry, Joe!
BB: I not Joe! :shoots himself:
Robin: NOOO!
Cyborg: I’m the grim reaper! :eats a marshmallow:
Raven: Babies are SOOO ugly!
BB: Yeah! They are!!
Raven: You’re supposed to be dead!
BB: NO! You are! :throws a rubber duck at her:
Raven: NOOOOOOO! :melts:
Starfire: Dude.
Cy: Dude.
Robin: Dude.
Raven: Dude.
Terra: I peed on myself!
BB: I hate you.
Terra: Me too. :shoots herself:
BB: Wahh.
Terra: You guys wanna watch a movie?
Raven: No. You’re mean.
Terra: Oh.
Raven: I cry all the time when no one is looking.
BB: I’ll hide in my underwear now.
Raven: OK.
BB: :crawls into his underwear and hides:
Cy: I’m in love! :eats:
BB: Me too! With a dust bunny! :eats Cy’s leg:
Cy: :weeps:
BB: :throws up a lot:
Raven: I could get buried.
BB: yeah.
Raven: I will! :gets buried:
BB: Where are you!?
Raven: In your butt!
BB: no you’re not.
Raven: OK, so I’m in your stomach!
BB: AH!
Raven: :bursts out Alien-style: Weehoo!
BB: My tummy is blasted!
Robin: Oh no. I’m such an emo. :hacks at his arm with a dull steak knife:
Cy: Give me that! :takes it: Robin, no! you’re not supposed to do things like that!
Robin: How come?
Cy: :sighs: I think it’s time for us to have a talk.
Robin: About the big nasty?
Cy: No, about chipmunks.
Robin: Cool! I’m not emo anymore!
Cy: Good! :huggles:
Aqualad: Hi everybody!
All: Hi!
Raven: No! Not Becky!
BB: I have nipples.
Robin: me too! Let’s sing about it!
:cue Broadway-style music:
Cy: (singing) Oh, nipples! We all have ‘em, we all love ‘em!
Aqualad: (singing) Oh nipples, we all have them, we all sing for them!
Raven: (singing) Nipples! Nipples! I hate that stupid word!
BB: (singing) Nipples! Nipples! That’s just because you’re a bird!
Raven: Am not!
BB: So, what’s a raven, then? A lizard?
Raven: Shut up!
BB: Make me!
Starfire: (singing) Nipples! Nipples! Why are you always in my way?
Raven: (singing) I want booby-reduction surgery to make me look like a stray! I mean…a boy!
All: (singing) Nipples, nipples, they’re really not that great! But nipples, nipples, I guess they’re just a way of fate!
All: (yelling) NIPPLES!! I HATE YOU!
:end music:
<end scene one>
SCENE TWO
[Fade to the quiet streets of Jump City. Enter Robin and Starfire. Robin is holding a stuffed hippo]
Starfire: Robin, it is time for you to let go.
Robin: NOOO! Never! I loves Joe! He’s ‘ma stuffed hippo son! I won’t let anyone take you, Joe!
Starfire: I’m beginning to think you loves dat hippo more than me!
:cue sad soap opera music:
Robin: That’s because I do! :sticks his tongue out at Star:
Starfire: Meanie! :punches him in the stomach:
[Enter Slade, inconspicuously from the left]
Robin: You never loved me, did you!?
Starfire: I did! But now I love Leggy!
Robin: NoooOoooooOOooo! Why is fate so cruel! You loves that man-ho?
Starfire: Oh yes, fate is cruel. :heartless laughter:
Robin: :bursts into angsty teenage tears, throwing himself forward onto the pavement: I has no reason to live! Goodbye, Joe! :whips out gun and holds it to his head:
Starfire: Nooooo! Robin, I loves you! Leggy IS a ho!!
Robin: :eyes get sparkly: Really?
Starfire: Yes!
Robin: Aww! I loves you too! :insert hugging scene: But I wanna die anyway! Bye, Star! :shoots himself:
Starfire: NOOOOOOOOO!
Slade: Mwa ha ha! Robin is all dead and stuff!!!!!
Starfire: :sobbing:
Slade: :mwa ha ha-ing:
Starfire: :takes Robin’s gun and shoots herself:
Slade: Mwa ha ha! Mwa ha h- :shrugs: Oh well. Might as well join them. :shoots himself:
[Enter Cyborg, Beast Boy, and Raven]
Cy: WHAT!?
BB: Dude, it’s like Romeo and Juliet…only there’s three of them and they were all shot in the head by a cold metal gun.
Raven: Why doth fate look so cruelly upon this city!!! :weeps:
BB: Aww, it OK Raven.
Raven: No, it not!
BB: It be OK! :hugs:
Raven: Aww! :kisses him:
( A/N: After the extremity of this emotional scene, the creator sat back and laughed her head off. Ha! All the readers hate her by now. That kiss did it. Now everyone has stopped reading and are sending rude letters. I smile. )
Cyborg: No! We’re not having and big nasty scenes on this show! Put it away.
BB: 0_0 Put what away?
Cy: That octopus you were thinking of slaughtering.
BB: Aww. I wasn’t gonna slaughter him. He was gonna be my best friend!! :hugs large purple octopus:
Cy: Oh. OK. Just as long as we don’t have any violence here.
Raven: No violence? Robin, Starfire, and Slade just blew their own brains out with a gun, and you’re saying we can’t have any violence? So many people have committed suicide in the last two scenes that I can’t even remember who’s supposed to be dead.
Robin: Yeah, she has a point.
Raven: See. He’s supposed to be dead.
Robin: I told you, I’m not dead!
Raven: OK, then.
BB: I think we need another musical number!
Raven: :uses her powers to throw him over the side of the nearby bridge:
<end scene two>
SCENE THREE
[Back to warehouse]
Robin: I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again! You won’t get away with this, Slade!
Slade: Sure I will.
Robin: Well…yeah….probably. But I’m supposed to say corny, uplifting lines to pep up my team!
Raven: What are you, a cheerleader?
Slade: Come on Robin, life is pointless. You should give up now.
Robin: OK. :tears wrists open with his teeth and throws himself out a nearby window:
BB: DUUUUUUUDE, what was that?
Raven: the 1,000th suicide in the past fifteen minutes.
BB: I love you.
Cy:…
Raven:…
Starfire:…
Terra:…
BB: ALL OF YOU! YOUS IS MY FRIENDS! :forces a group hug on them, causing a chain reaction which explodes Raven’s head:
Robin: :crawling back through the window, slowly beginning to regenerate: Why won’t I die!!!!??
Slade: Because you’re a robot!
Robin: But I…bleed!
Slade: So you’re a bleedy robot!
Robin: :cries:
Raven: Heeeeeeeeey, waidaminit! He’s not a robot, Slade!
Slade: (getting defensive) So!? I can dream, can’t I!? :bursts into tears:
Raven: I am trapped in a world of pansies.
BB: This calls for a song!
Starfire: Yeah!
Cy: bring in the dancing skeletons!
Dancing skeletons: :rush into the room and start to dance:
BB: (singing) Ohhhhhhhhhh!
Cy: (singing) Farewell, my friends. Now our day is done.
Starfire: (singing) Goodbye for now, I hope you had some fun.
Raven: (singing) Goodbye for now, I hope you never come back!
Robin: (singing) Goodbye, so long, I wish that I was black!
All: (singing) Because this show must end, as all good things do. I hope that someday soon I will learn how to moo. I wonder if sometimes, you’ll think of all we said. And I know that someday, we’ll meet when we are dead!
BB: Yay!
:insert happy friendship moment:
[The world explodes]
<end scene three>
THE END
but very intresting
