Teen Titans meet Batman

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Okay, teen titans meet batman. (And no, I did not copy Obsesive. I had this idea for a while.)




[glow=red,2,300]Intro[/glow]





"Alfred, there's a new villain on the streets." Batman spoke into his mic. "He's heading for exit 1022."

"Sir, isn't that where-"

"Yes, Alfred. That's where."

"Sir, you can't possibly-"

"I have to."

The Batmobile chased the villain all the way into exit 1022.

"Sir, turn back. I'm sure he's still mad-"

"Shut Up, Alfred."

The Batmobile contiuned to fallow the villain. SNAP! Batman took a picture.

"Do you have the picture, sir?"

"Yes, Alfred."

The Batmobile continued. The exit was to jump city.


[glow=red,2,300]Chapter One[/glow]

The titans were all watching TV, when the alarm went off.
"Dude, It's a big black thing!!" Beastboy yelled.

"I'll check it out." Robin calmly said.

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"Why are you here?" Robin asked.

"A villain escaped here." Batman answered.

"You're not staying with us. I don't want to introduce you."

"Introduce?"

"Yeah. I have a team. Ever since..... you know..."

"Yes, I do." Batman said.

"I need somewhere to stay. It'll take me 2 day to get back to Gotham. Where will I sleep?"

"Fine. You can stay with us. But don't let my teamates know you're here."

"Okay, I'm sure they won't care when they see my car parked in your guarage."

"Fine, I'll introduce you."

Robin walked up with Batman and said to the team,"Guys, this is-"

"-BATMAN!!!" BeastBoy yelled ecxitedly. "DUDE, YOU'RE FAMOUSE!!"

"On my planet a "Batman" ate one of my villagers. They are big." Starfire annouced.

"Yo, Batman." Cyborg greeted.

"Batman. Woop-ey." Raven said sarcasticly.

"He's staying with us." Robin announced.

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It was night. Cyborg, Beastboy, Raven, and Starfire were asleep. Robin and Batman? They were searching for the villain. " why'd you decide to come with me?" Batman asked.

" The sooner we find the villain, the sooner you LEAVE." Robin threatend.

"Wait, I have a picture of him!" Batman pulled out the picture.

Robin gasped. He couldn't believe what he saw. Batman gasped too.

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[glow=red,2,300]Chapter 2[/glow]



Robin and Batman could not believe what they saw. "You took a picture of an Ice Cream truck?"

"The Ice Cream Truck is blocking the villain."

"Well, that was worthless." Robin pouted.

"Still a complainer, eh?"

"Well, I'm awake at 3:00 a.m. to find some crappy villain."



A plane flew by. It was 5:00 a.m. now. "Let's go." Robin urged.

"Alright," Batman sighed. "Let's go back home."

As they headed home, Robin noticed somone jumping from building to building. "Hey, look!" He pointed out.

They followed the figure all the way to an appartment. Robin jumped in front of it, to see it was a girl.

"Who are you?" Robin asked.

"Me?" She retorted. "Wouldn't you like to know."

"Talk." Batman grumbled.

"Talk talk talk talk talk." She mimiced.

"Were serious." Robin threatend.

"Okay, okay. But only because you're annoying me." She gave in.
" My name is Ashley Mimic."

"Yeah, why are you jumping from building to building?"

"Why are you?"

"Were heros."

"So am I."

"Who have you ever stopped?"

"Well, I'm a visitor." Ashley explained. "I come from LA. A villain went through Sacramento, San Fran, Reno, Gotham, and now here."

"That's who I'm trying to find." Batman exclaimed.

"Let me touch your chest." Ashley demanded.

"Okay......" Batman said, reluctantly.

Ashley pressed on his chest forming a green glow around her. She let go when the glow got really bright she lifted her hands.

"I have his abbilities now." Ashley smirked.

"Wow." Robin jumped.

A dark figure jumped down from the appartment.

"What the crap?" Robin screamed.

"Robin...... get ready...." Batman preped.

"I'm fighting, too." Ashley declared.

As the figure appeared they found it to be, the Clown Prince of Crime.

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CONTINUE!

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[glow=red,2,300]Chapter 3[/glow]






"Hello, Bats and Robin?" The Joker smiled. "Why is the birdie hanging with the bat again after--- oh well. Robin I have somone to introduce to you."

"Nice to meet you!" Harley Quinn yelled and knocked out Robin with a sledge hammer.

"Why are you two here?" Batman asked.

"You never know where the joker card is in the deck," The Joker grinned. "And when you find it, you're not happy."

"Baisiclly," Harley started " We met this man who's here, and we'll kill you."

Robin got up. "Don't get out of your nest yet, Robin." The Joker chuckled. "Because you and bats are going flying!"

Robin high-kicked Joker, who dodged the attack. Harley came up behind Robin and punched him. Batman kicked Joker in the face and low-kicked him. Harly shot at Batman soon relizing his suit is bulliet proof. "See ya'," Joker said as he ran away. Harley followed.

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"If Joker and Harley are here, most likley they were the villians I was chasing." Batman declared.

"No," Robin retorted. "Joker doesn't run (often) he'd atleast try to kill you. And he seemed in a hurry to get out of here."

"Maybe," Batman started.

"I know what you're thinking." Robin finished. "There are 3 gotham villains in Jump City. But who's the 4th?"

"Wait." Batman stopped in his tracks. "Ashley said she was going to fight. Where was she?"

"I coulda swore she was right next to me when Harley knocked me out." Robin replied.

"The real question is why'd she leave, not where." Batman told Robin.

"Look," Robin began. "It's 5:00 A.M. Let's get home before the titans wake up."

"No," Batman argued. "They'll sleep in. They're teenagers."

"Not Starfire." Robin claimed.

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Robin and Batman got home, and snuck in. Starfire was awake "cooking". "Hello Robin, and Batman. I am cooking pancakes." Starfire greeted.

"Uhhhhhh......" Batman looked at the mustard bottle in a pot burning.

"Robin, Batman you are bleeding. And brused." Starfire examined.

"Uhhh....." Robin studdered.

"Late night training." Batman lied.

"Soon the others will awake and feast! For I must cook because today is Glrrrtaswble, the day when we celebrate heros." Starfire gleamed with joy.

"Ummm.... Batman and I are going to go do somthing.... outside. Heh heh heh." Robin lied.

They went outside. Cyborg woke up. "Would you like pancakes, Cyborg?" Starfire asked.

"Yes." Cyborg answered. He looked down at his plate. "What's this?!!"

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Hah. Again, awesome story so far. Keep going!

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[glow=red,2,300]Chapter 4[/glow]




Robin and Batman went to the apartment they fought at. Where could Ashley be?Robin thought.She has to be somewhere. Wait, why are we finding her? It's not important. Or is it? Can't make up my mind!

"Look," Batman started. "Mud prints into the appartment. It's easier to see it at 6:00 A.M. than 3:00 A.M."

They went inside. "Look," Robin pointed. "They continue."
They followed them to room 12287.

"Do you think-" Robin asked.
"Yes." Batman finished.

They bursted into the room, to find a girl in the shower. "AIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!" She srieked. "What are you two doing here?"

"Why'd you ditch us?" Robin demanded.

"'Cause I had things to do." Ashley retorted.

"Then why'd you say you'd fight?" Batman questioned.

"Well, I couldn't." Ashley answered.

"Okay." Robin murmered. "We're out of here."

Robin and Batman left.
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Ashley smiled to herself, That Robin is nice, and that Bat is dark. I'll have to visit the two gays somtime. First I'm gonna' have to go find Chronet, before they do. I'm tired of them getting all the credit. But, keep your friends close. Keep your rivals closer.


Short chapter, yes. But the next will be really long.

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