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Post by Starfire on Aug 25, 2006 19:43:15 GMT -5
Here is a thread where you can post all of your funny quotes, sayings, or just things that make you LOL!  this one is one of my personal favorites! Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you have their shoes |
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Post by Obsessive0514 on Aug 27, 2006 16:51:52 GMT -5
"Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb."
-Batman, Batman: The Movie (the quote goes something like that...)
"August is like one big Sunday"
-My mom
Dick Grayson: Who are you?
Batman: What are you, dense? Are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am? I'm the goddamn Batman!
-All-Star Batman and Robin the Boy Wonder (Hilariously out of character!)
"I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"
-...Isn't it obvious? Snakes on a Plane!
That's all for now.
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imaginaryworld
BB/R super lover
"Was" down the street from Johnny Depp. :(
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Post by imaginaryworld on Aug 28, 2006 20:41:58 GMT -5
This is a saying I heard my mom say. "If you can't be big, don't belittle."
Something I made-up. "The dark is a terrifying place. No one will find you. Not even yourself."
^ I tried to sound wise. Shut-up! *runs away crying*
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Post by Starfire on Aug 29, 2006 20:43:26 GMT -5
here's some more!
One day your prince will come; mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn
to ask for directions."
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now
They call it PMS because 'mad cow disease' was already taken
The glass is neither half empty nor half full, it's twice as large as it needs to be
"How did I pass?! She beat me like I owed her money! " - Ichigo Kurosaki
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Post by Blue Lantern on Sept 2, 2006 18:23:33 GMT -5
Hughe Heffner managed to get a group of monks arrested for selling flowers in front of the playboy mansion.
When asked about it later, the monks said, "When it comes down to it, only Hugh can prevent florist friars."
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Post by JesFriendMagnet on Sept 6, 2006 14:16:22 GMT -5
BAHAHAHH.
Snakeees. Planneee. WONT LET ME INTO MOVIEEE.
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Post by Moonchild10 on Sept 15, 2006 23:42:27 GMT -5
"That's not how you kill an eel. I'll show you how you kill an eel. You've just got to take it and melt its face... MELT ITS FACE MELT ITS FACE!" -Murdoc Niccals
"Procrastinate now. Don't put it off!" -Ellen Degenres
"You've got red on you." -a bunch of people from Shaun of the Dead
"a thousand stores in this city, and the only thing to read is gum." -Raven
"I like your sleeves. They're real big."-do I even have to say it?
"that Plasmus Kid throws up his own babies!" -my friend Natalie, while playing the TT video game
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Post by coolcatjas on Nov 5, 2006 22:52:03 GMT -5
"go to drugs, don't take school!" my sister's teacher made this mistake =^.^;=
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Post by Blue Lantern on Nov 6, 2006 20:40:46 GMT -5
The Flash: "Hey cookie."
Hawkgirl: "One word and you'll be the fastest man alive with a limp. "
"Picture it. The sun, the sea, hundreds of women just like her running around, and me, the first man they've seen in... oh, maybe forever? Oh, and look what I brought. Ice Mochas for everyone. Sweet. "
-Flash
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imaginaryworld
BB/R super lover
"Was" down the street from Johnny Depp. :(
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Post by imaginaryworld on Nov 25, 2006 22:37:23 GMT -5
"Act your age momma, not your shoe size."
Got it from someone's sig. lolz.
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Post by Moonchild10 on Nov 26, 2006 7:18:49 GMT -5
"When life gives him lemons, Timmy makes lemonade. The lemonade tastes terrible, but it's still lemonade." - Sims 2
"Don't get smart with me, sunbeam." -Murdoc Niccals
"You know what your problem is? You're ugly!" -whatsherface
"What's up, jazz fox?" -my friend Jessica
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Post by Obsessive0514 on Nov 27, 2006 2:38:42 GMT -5
"CNN: The most trusted news in AHHHHHHHHHH!" -Jon Stewart, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
"I do not know whether to laugh or cry at your ignorance. I choose to laugh. Haha." -Comic Book Guy, The Simpsons
"'But I don't want to go among the mad people,' Alice remarked.
'Oh, you can't help that,' Said the Cat: 'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad.'
'How do you know I'm mad?' Said Alice.
'You must be,' said the Cat, 'or you wouldn't have come here.'"
-Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll
"Are you sure it's safe to take a shower so soon after you eat?" -My best friend Sarah
"Please, Miss? Two-Face pissed himself again!" -The Joker, Arkham Asylum
"(Looking at an ink blot) Well, I see two angels screwing in the stratosphere, a constellation of black holes, a biological process beyond the conception of man, a Jewish ventriloquist act locked in the trunk of a red Chevorlet..." -The Joker, Akrham Asylum
"You know, Mistah J? You put the 'fun' in funeral!" -Harley Quinn, Batman: The Animated Series
"I'm a mutant but not a bad one like Magneto a good one like Doop and the X-Statix and when I grow up I'm gonna join the X-Men and get married to Wolverine so you better not act prejudiced around me. 'Kay?"
-Molly Hayes, Runaways
Wonder Woman: How long have you been skulking around here?
Batman: Long enough to hear that none of you could get past your cartoonish, slack-jawed dumb-foundedness over the situation and secure any answers as to why a man who we all know is dead walks around articulating like a walking anachronism. Catch.
Green Lantern: That is, by far, the most complex sentence I've ever heard anyone utter.
The Flash: Ten bucks says he's been hiding in the shadows for the last hour, just so he could come up with a put-down that classy.
-Green Arrow
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