Post by RavensWinterRaine on Jul 8, 2008 21:53:37 GMT -5
Well, I’ve seen a lot of these going on, and since I have a lot of ideas that won’t be long enough to make a one-shot, I decided to do this. I’m not sure how many are going to be here, but their for any ideas I have that are too short to be a one-shot, or I just don’t want to write them that long. By the way, the quote on number three, for what Raven says it from: FrostyPickleJuice on DeviantArt. All credit for that saying goes to her.
1. We?
“Hey guys! Guess what?!” Beast Boy shouted. He was standing on the top steps of the common room, Raven next to him. He had the biggest smile on his face, and that’s saying something. “We’re pregnant!” This caused several odd looks to be thrown at him. Raven as well.
“We?” She asked. “I’m sorry, but who’s the one who’s going to be caring a baby for nine months?” Beast Boy smiled his knowing smile.
“Don’t worry, I’ll be with you spiritually on that one.”
Raven rolled her eyes.
2. Body Art
Beast Boy walked down the hallway with nothing but his jeans on. Though he wasn’t a boy anymore. He was a very independent, strong, muscular (though not the sick overly-muscular), man now. He had a smile on his face, his hair was a mess, and he couldn’t be happier. Last night was the best he had in his entire life. Only he knew there would be others just like it.
“Hey Beast Boy,” Cyborg called once Beast Boy had entered the common room. Then Cyborg actually noticed what Beast Boy was wearing. Or not wearing. “Man, where’s your shirt?” Cyborg looked at him weirdly.
“Well, if I had a shirt on, I wouldn’t be able to show off these.” Beast boy said. He then turned around, showing the many scratches his had on his back. His back was covered in them. They were all red, and a couple were bleeding a little still. Cyborg and Robin whistled. Starfire merely floated over and examined the marks from afar.
“Dang, guess you really did have it in ya,” Cyborg said, laughing before clamping him on the shoulder.
“Ow, ow, ow,” Beast Boy said, removing Cyborg’s hand and backing away.
“You sure you didn’t hurt her?” Robin asked, somewhat concerned.
“Dude, if I was, she wasn’t complaining.” Beast Boy said, chuckling at the memory.
“I wish to know who has hurt Beast Boy, why she wasn’t complaining, and why he didn’t hurt her, please.” Starfire said. Cyborg and Robin looked at one another, then at Beast Boy. He sighed, but had a smile on his face.
“Raven was the one who scratched me, she wasn’t complaining because she liked it, and I didn’t hurt her because I was sure not too. Though she said she’s still sore.” He said that last part mostly to himself, drawing his eyebrows together and tilting his head sideways, but they all heard it.
“Why would Raven scratch you so if you said she like it? Whatever it is.” Now Beast Boy got a little nervous.
“She couldn’t help scratching me, actually. It was kinda, well, let’s just say that she didn’t really know she was doing it. Besides, I didn’t know about them until I looked in the mirror this morning.”
“Ah,” Starfire said, a smile on her face, happy she understood. Then she looked at Beast Boy weirdly. “But you still have not said what it was.”
“Ask Raven that later.” Was all Beast Boy said.
3. Stupidity
“What would you say if evil space monkeys invaded the earth and wanted to steal all of our cheese?” Beast Boy asked out of the blue.
“I’d say that you really need to stop thinking.” Cyborg said. He was sitting on the couch, as well as Beast Boy and Raven. Robin and Starfire were out to the movies.
“And I’d say that if I had a penny for ever stupid thing you said or did, Bill Gates would be cleaning my toilets.” Was Raven’s reply. Cyborg laughed till he fell off the couch, where he proceeded to laugh. Beast Boy glared at Raven. Then he got an idea. He got up, moved over the couch, and sat right next to her.
“Come on, you know you love me,” Beast Boy said, wiggling his eyebrows.
“How you came to that conclusion I’ll never know,” Raven said. Beast Boy moved his head over to her ear.
“I know because………” Beast Boy then whispered in her ear, a smirk on his face. Cyborg watched as Raven’s eyes grew wide and a blush was present on her face. It was awhile later that Beast Boy finished talking. Raven looked at Beast Boy. Raven’s shocked expression changed to a blank one. Beast Boy had a triumphant smile on his face, a gleam in his eyes, his arms crossed.
Cyborg was expecting some sort of reaction from her, but what he got made him shut down from shock. Raven pounced on Beast Boy, crashing her lips to his. She had one hand clutching his shirt while the other held his shoulder. Beast Boy then wrapped his arms around her waist, kissing her with equal passion. Raven’s force pushed them back to where she was laying on him, kissing him furiously, if not heatedly. Raven broke off first, gasping for breath.
“Okay. . . .you’re right, I love you.” She panted. Beast Boy smiled.
“Then prove it.” He said. Raven smirked before using her powers and teleporting them to her room.
4. Illegal?
“Damn, stupid computer.” Beast Boy grumbled. He was sitting at the computer, but it wasn’t working for him. Raven walked up to him, having been sitting on the couch just moments before.
“What’s wrong?” She asked. She may not be skilled at computer parts, but she could fix anything on it. Or that’s what Cyborg always says.
“I wanted to download a song, but it won’t do it.” Beast Boy said, crossing his arms and leaning back into the chair.
“Here,” Raven said, motioning for Beast Boy to move. He got out of the chair where Raven sat down. She logged off Beast Boy’s user account and typed in her own. She typed her password so fast that the only letter Beast Boy knew was in it was an ‘O’.
She then went up to a small icon that was on her desktop, but didn’t see it as he was still getting used to the background. It was a picture of a black horse, a red cloaked and hooded rider, and they were walking in blood. Bodies were strewn across the blood. The file opened after a double-click. Raven clicked the search button, then went to the typing box.
“What’s the song’s name?” Raven asked.
“Uh, Punk Rock 101.” Beast Boy said, still not sure what she was doing. She typed in the name of the song, rather quickly, if Beast Boy said so himself, and clicked the ‘search’ button. On the side, it came up with many different types of songs with relation to the song.
“By Bowling For Soup?” Raven asked.
“Yeah,” Beast Boy said, still getting used to how fast it did it. She double-clicked the name of the song and it showed a little blue arrow going down. She then when up to a tab that said ‘Transfer’ on it, and sure enough, there was the song. There was a small bar there, a blue loading bar going up, surprisingly fast. It turned green and said ‘Complete.’
She then right-clicked on the song, scrolled down, and clicked ‘Locate File.’ After that, a small screen showed up and it showed the song, as well as others. She then right clicked the song, and clicked ‘Add To Windows Media Player.’ The media player screen showed up, and sure enough, in the little side bar that shows what’s playing, was the song. It started playing until Raven hit ‘Pause.’
“Where’s the device you want it on?” She asked. Beast Boy was confused, until he brought and his MP3 player. She took it from him and hooked it up to the computer. She right-clicked on the song and added it to Beast Boy’s music.
‘So that’s where she got all those songs I asked her to get for me.’ Beast Boy thought to himself. Then she hit the ‘Sync’ button at the top. She scrolled down to the end of his list of songs already on his MP3 until it showed the song he wanted. She dragged the song over to the side bar where it said to ‘Drag song you want to sync.’ She then hit the button at the bottom that said ‘Start Sync.’ Sure enough, in a couple seconds, the song was downloaded.
“There you go.” Raven said, logging off after closing everything off. She disconnected his MP3 and handed it back to him.
“Thanks.” Beast Boy said. “So how much do you have to pay for each song downloaded?”
“I don’t.” Raven said. She sat back down on the couch and picked her book back up, resuming where she had left off.
“You mean, you just illegally downloaded that song?” Beast Boy asked, shocked at what she had just done. Her reply shocked him more.
“It’s only illegal if you get caught.”
5. What?
“Hey Raven?” Beast Boy asked. He and Raven were sitting on the couch, each reading. Raven introduced Beast Boy to some small books, and sure enough, he started reading. Of course, they were small books, just so he doesn’t get panicky about the size.
“Yes?” She asked, not looking up from her book. Not very often would Beast Boy interrupt her, but he only did so if it was a question on a word or meaning.
“What’s this word?” He asked, pointing at the word in his book. Raven leaned over.
“Antidisestablishmentarianism.” Raven answered perfectly.
“Okay, thanks.” Beast Boy said, although he didn’t really understand the meaning. A few minutes later he asked what another word was.
“Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.” Raven answered with perfect precision.
“What?”
6. Make Me
“What’s the best way to catch a fish?” Beast Boy asked. They were all seated in the common room, except for Raven and Beast Boy, who were leaning against a counter reading a book and standing up and telling jokes. Nobody said anything, so he continued. “Someone throws it to you!” He cracked up laughing after he said that.
“Beast Boy, shut up.” Raven said. She was sick and tired of him talking. It was giving her a headache.
“Make me,” Beast Boy said, smiling, knowing that she wouldn’t do anything to make him shut up. Seeing as she didn’t even move from leaning against the counter, or putting her book down, Beast Boy kept talking. “Okay, why is six afraid of seven?” Nobody answered him. But while he was still talking, they all noticed Raven moving behind him. She calmly set her book down, stood straight and walked up to Beast Boy. As he was telling the punch line, Raven grabbed his shoulders, spun him around and sealed his lips with her own. Everybody’s (except Raven’s which were closed), including Beast Boy’s, eyes bugged out. She then released him, walked back to the counter, picked up her book, and waked out. Not saying anything.
“Damn,” Beast Boy said. Cyborg, Starfire and Robin looked at him. “The one time Raven actually makes me shut up, and I don’t do anything.”
7. Therapy Lessons
Raven was sitting on the couch, a book in her hand. She looked liked she would everyday. Except for one thing. Beast Boy’s head was resting on her thigh, her free hand stroking his head. He was lying on his back, his hands resting over one another on his stomach. They were just resting that way, until Beast Boy broke the silence.
“Hey Raven, what do you feel about Terra?” Raven stopped stroking his head for a moment, just letting her hand rest on his forehead. She sighed heavily.
“I have mixed feelings for Terra.” Raven said simply. She went back to stroking his head, running her fingers through his hair.
“I know, but what do you feel about her?”
“Well, if you really want to know…” Raven said, turning the page in her book with her thumb. (It’s possible with one hand, I’ve done it.)
“I do.” Beast Boy said.
“Well, I hate that she betrayed us and sold us out to Slade, but I feel sorry that she felt that he was the only one that she thought she could turn too.” She sighed again. “I also hate that she broke your heart and made you think that she was the only one who would like you for you.”
“How did-” He asked, before he got cut off.
“It’s kinda hard to think and sleep with your emotions and thoughts screaming out to be heard. I never intentionally meant to read them, but sometimes it’s hard to block.”
“Well, I’m glad that you feel that way.”
“And I’m glad that you feel comfortable enough to trust me with your therapy lessons.”
“I trust you more than that.” Beast Boy said, sitting up and looking at Raven with a fierce intensity. This made Raven put her book down and look at him. “I trust you more than anything in the world.”
“What-” She was cut off as he pressed his lips to hers. She was shocked at first, but as his emotions were radiating off pure love and affection, she simply leaned into the kiss, relishing in the ways it made her feel. Beast Boy broke apart, brushed a stray lock of hair behind her ear, and walked off.
“I’ll be here for next week’s therapy session.” Was all Beast Boy said as he walked out the door. Raven lifted her fingers to her lips, a blush spreading it’s way across her face.
“Maybe it’s not so bad being his therapist.” Raven said to herself.
RDS: For #1, I had a hand in that^^ The phrase, not the pregnancy! How could I anyway?…Me ish a female. (side note: FrostyPickleJuice??? Hm, must try) #2 XD #3 ^^ #4 Yes I realize my past two mini reviews were just symbols. Bwahahaha! You are planning to explain that it was an actual free site for downloading songs, right? #5 roflmfao!!! Quit stealing! It’s an inside joke. If you want to know some of it look up both words on Wikipedia.^^ #6 Funny. #7 I personally hate therapy, which is probably why I’ve only gone once…like three times. Different counselors if you’re confused.
Yes, well #4 IS a real site, and I’ve downloaded hundreds of songs from it. If you want to know the name of the site, PM me. But, I cannot tell you how to get it as my friend Amanda did that. I wasn’t there when she did it.
1. We?
“Hey guys! Guess what?!” Beast Boy shouted. He was standing on the top steps of the common room, Raven next to him. He had the biggest smile on his face, and that’s saying something. “We’re pregnant!” This caused several odd looks to be thrown at him. Raven as well.
“We?” She asked. “I’m sorry, but who’s the one who’s going to be caring a baby for nine months?” Beast Boy smiled his knowing smile.
“Don’t worry, I’ll be with you spiritually on that one.”
Raven rolled her eyes.
2. Body Art
Beast Boy walked down the hallway with nothing but his jeans on. Though he wasn’t a boy anymore. He was a very independent, strong, muscular (though not the sick overly-muscular), man now. He had a smile on his face, his hair was a mess, and he couldn’t be happier. Last night was the best he had in his entire life. Only he knew there would be others just like it.
“Hey Beast Boy,” Cyborg called once Beast Boy had entered the common room. Then Cyborg actually noticed what Beast Boy was wearing. Or not wearing. “Man, where’s your shirt?” Cyborg looked at him weirdly.
“Well, if I had a shirt on, I wouldn’t be able to show off these.” Beast boy said. He then turned around, showing the many scratches his had on his back. His back was covered in them. They were all red, and a couple were bleeding a little still. Cyborg and Robin whistled. Starfire merely floated over and examined the marks from afar.
“Dang, guess you really did have it in ya,” Cyborg said, laughing before clamping him on the shoulder.
“Ow, ow, ow,” Beast Boy said, removing Cyborg’s hand and backing away.
“You sure you didn’t hurt her?” Robin asked, somewhat concerned.
“Dude, if I was, she wasn’t complaining.” Beast Boy said, chuckling at the memory.
“I wish to know who has hurt Beast Boy, why she wasn’t complaining, and why he didn’t hurt her, please.” Starfire said. Cyborg and Robin looked at one another, then at Beast Boy. He sighed, but had a smile on his face.
“Raven was the one who scratched me, she wasn’t complaining because she liked it, and I didn’t hurt her because I was sure not too. Though she said she’s still sore.” He said that last part mostly to himself, drawing his eyebrows together and tilting his head sideways, but they all heard it.
“Why would Raven scratch you so if you said she like it? Whatever it is.” Now Beast Boy got a little nervous.
“She couldn’t help scratching me, actually. It was kinda, well, let’s just say that she didn’t really know she was doing it. Besides, I didn’t know about them until I looked in the mirror this morning.”
“Ah,” Starfire said, a smile on her face, happy she understood. Then she looked at Beast Boy weirdly. “But you still have not said what it was.”
“Ask Raven that later.” Was all Beast Boy said.
3. Stupidity
“What would you say if evil space monkeys invaded the earth and wanted to steal all of our cheese?” Beast Boy asked out of the blue.
“I’d say that you really need to stop thinking.” Cyborg said. He was sitting on the couch, as well as Beast Boy and Raven. Robin and Starfire were out to the movies.
“And I’d say that if I had a penny for ever stupid thing you said or did, Bill Gates would be cleaning my toilets.” Was Raven’s reply. Cyborg laughed till he fell off the couch, where he proceeded to laugh. Beast Boy glared at Raven. Then he got an idea. He got up, moved over the couch, and sat right next to her.
“Come on, you know you love me,” Beast Boy said, wiggling his eyebrows.
“How you came to that conclusion I’ll never know,” Raven said. Beast Boy moved his head over to her ear.
“I know because………” Beast Boy then whispered in her ear, a smirk on his face. Cyborg watched as Raven’s eyes grew wide and a blush was present on her face. It was awhile later that Beast Boy finished talking. Raven looked at Beast Boy. Raven’s shocked expression changed to a blank one. Beast Boy had a triumphant smile on his face, a gleam in his eyes, his arms crossed.
Cyborg was expecting some sort of reaction from her, but what he got made him shut down from shock. Raven pounced on Beast Boy, crashing her lips to his. She had one hand clutching his shirt while the other held his shoulder. Beast Boy then wrapped his arms around her waist, kissing her with equal passion. Raven’s force pushed them back to where she was laying on him, kissing him furiously, if not heatedly. Raven broke off first, gasping for breath.
“Okay. . . .you’re right, I love you.” She panted. Beast Boy smiled.
“Then prove it.” He said. Raven smirked before using her powers and teleporting them to her room.
4. Illegal?
“Damn, stupid computer.” Beast Boy grumbled. He was sitting at the computer, but it wasn’t working for him. Raven walked up to him, having been sitting on the couch just moments before.
“What’s wrong?” She asked. She may not be skilled at computer parts, but she could fix anything on it. Or that’s what Cyborg always says.
“I wanted to download a song, but it won’t do it.” Beast Boy said, crossing his arms and leaning back into the chair.
“Here,” Raven said, motioning for Beast Boy to move. He got out of the chair where Raven sat down. She logged off Beast Boy’s user account and typed in her own. She typed her password so fast that the only letter Beast Boy knew was in it was an ‘O’.
She then went up to a small icon that was on her desktop, but didn’t see it as he was still getting used to the background. It was a picture of a black horse, a red cloaked and hooded rider, and they were walking in blood. Bodies were strewn across the blood. The file opened after a double-click. Raven clicked the search button, then went to the typing box.
“What’s the song’s name?” Raven asked.
“Uh, Punk Rock 101.” Beast Boy said, still not sure what she was doing. She typed in the name of the song, rather quickly, if Beast Boy said so himself, and clicked the ‘search’ button. On the side, it came up with many different types of songs with relation to the song.
“By Bowling For Soup?” Raven asked.
“Yeah,” Beast Boy said, still getting used to how fast it did it. She double-clicked the name of the song and it showed a little blue arrow going down. She then when up to a tab that said ‘Transfer’ on it, and sure enough, there was the song. There was a small bar there, a blue loading bar going up, surprisingly fast. It turned green and said ‘Complete.’
She then right-clicked on the song, scrolled down, and clicked ‘Locate File.’ After that, a small screen showed up and it showed the song, as well as others. She then right clicked the song, and clicked ‘Add To Windows Media Player.’ The media player screen showed up, and sure enough, in the little side bar that shows what’s playing, was the song. It started playing until Raven hit ‘Pause.’
“Where’s the device you want it on?” She asked. Beast Boy was confused, until he brought and his MP3 player. She took it from him and hooked it up to the computer. She right-clicked on the song and added it to Beast Boy’s music.
‘So that’s where she got all those songs I asked her to get for me.’ Beast Boy thought to himself. Then she hit the ‘Sync’ button at the top. She scrolled down to the end of his list of songs already on his MP3 until it showed the song he wanted. She dragged the song over to the side bar where it said to ‘Drag song you want to sync.’ She then hit the button at the bottom that said ‘Start Sync.’ Sure enough, in a couple seconds, the song was downloaded.
“There you go.” Raven said, logging off after closing everything off. She disconnected his MP3 and handed it back to him.
“Thanks.” Beast Boy said. “So how much do you have to pay for each song downloaded?”
“I don’t.” Raven said. She sat back down on the couch and picked her book back up, resuming where she had left off.
“You mean, you just illegally downloaded that song?” Beast Boy asked, shocked at what she had just done. Her reply shocked him more.
“It’s only illegal if you get caught.”
5. What?
“Hey Raven?” Beast Boy asked. He and Raven were sitting on the couch, each reading. Raven introduced Beast Boy to some small books, and sure enough, he started reading. Of course, they were small books, just so he doesn’t get panicky about the size.
“Yes?” She asked, not looking up from her book. Not very often would Beast Boy interrupt her, but he only did so if it was a question on a word or meaning.
“What’s this word?” He asked, pointing at the word in his book. Raven leaned over.
“Antidisestablishmentarianism.” Raven answered perfectly.
“Okay, thanks.” Beast Boy said, although he didn’t really understand the meaning. A few minutes later he asked what another word was.
“Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.” Raven answered with perfect precision.
“What?”
6. Make Me
“What’s the best way to catch a fish?” Beast Boy asked. They were all seated in the common room, except for Raven and Beast Boy, who were leaning against a counter reading a book and standing up and telling jokes. Nobody said anything, so he continued. “Someone throws it to you!” He cracked up laughing after he said that.
“Beast Boy, shut up.” Raven said. She was sick and tired of him talking. It was giving her a headache.
“Make me,” Beast Boy said, smiling, knowing that she wouldn’t do anything to make him shut up. Seeing as she didn’t even move from leaning against the counter, or putting her book down, Beast Boy kept talking. “Okay, why is six afraid of seven?” Nobody answered him. But while he was still talking, they all noticed Raven moving behind him. She calmly set her book down, stood straight and walked up to Beast Boy. As he was telling the punch line, Raven grabbed his shoulders, spun him around and sealed his lips with her own. Everybody’s (except Raven’s which were closed), including Beast Boy’s, eyes bugged out. She then released him, walked back to the counter, picked up her book, and waked out. Not saying anything.
“Damn,” Beast Boy said. Cyborg, Starfire and Robin looked at him. “The one time Raven actually makes me shut up, and I don’t do anything.”
7. Therapy Lessons
Raven was sitting on the couch, a book in her hand. She looked liked she would everyday. Except for one thing. Beast Boy’s head was resting on her thigh, her free hand stroking his head. He was lying on his back, his hands resting over one another on his stomach. They were just resting that way, until Beast Boy broke the silence.
“Hey Raven, what do you feel about Terra?” Raven stopped stroking his head for a moment, just letting her hand rest on his forehead. She sighed heavily.
“I have mixed feelings for Terra.” Raven said simply. She went back to stroking his head, running her fingers through his hair.
“I know, but what do you feel about her?”
“Well, if you really want to know…” Raven said, turning the page in her book with her thumb. (It’s possible with one hand, I’ve done it.)
“I do.” Beast Boy said.
“Well, I hate that she betrayed us and sold us out to Slade, but I feel sorry that she felt that he was the only one that she thought she could turn too.” She sighed again. “I also hate that she broke your heart and made you think that she was the only one who would like you for you.”
“How did-” He asked, before he got cut off.
“It’s kinda hard to think and sleep with your emotions and thoughts screaming out to be heard. I never intentionally meant to read them, but sometimes it’s hard to block.”
“Well, I’m glad that you feel that way.”
“And I’m glad that you feel comfortable enough to trust me with your therapy lessons.”
“I trust you more than that.” Beast Boy said, sitting up and looking at Raven with a fierce intensity. This made Raven put her book down and look at him. “I trust you more than anything in the world.”
“What-” She was cut off as he pressed his lips to hers. She was shocked at first, but as his emotions were radiating off pure love and affection, she simply leaned into the kiss, relishing in the ways it made her feel. Beast Boy broke apart, brushed a stray lock of hair behind her ear, and walked off.
“I’ll be here for next week’s therapy session.” Was all Beast Boy said as he walked out the door. Raven lifted her fingers to her lips, a blush spreading it’s way across her face.
“Maybe it’s not so bad being his therapist.” Raven said to herself.
RDS: For #1, I had a hand in that^^ The phrase, not the pregnancy! How could I anyway?…Me ish a female. (side note: FrostyPickleJuice??? Hm, must try) #2 XD #3 ^^ #4 Yes I realize my past two mini reviews were just symbols. Bwahahaha! You are planning to explain that it was an actual free site for downloading songs, right? #5 roflmfao!!! Quit stealing! It’s an inside joke. If you want to know some of it look up both words on Wikipedia.^^ #6 Funny. #7 I personally hate therapy, which is probably why I’ve only gone once…like three times. Different counselors if you’re confused.
Yes, well #4 IS a real site, and I’ve downloaded hundreds of songs from it. If you want to know the name of the site, PM me. But, I cannot tell you how to get it as my friend Amanda did that. I wasn’t there when she did it.