Post by Obsessive0514 on Aug 31, 2005 23:03:11 GMT -5
This is just something stupid me and my brother made up. Yes, stupid. I'm just bored. And I promised I'll post a funny fanfic.
*Starfire flies into the main room where everyone else is*
Starfire: IS IT NOT A WONDERFUL DAY TO BE ALIVE?!
Raven: *Reading book Edgar Allen Poe* Whatever...
Robin: *Punching punching bag with a picture of Slade's face on it* Slade! Slade! Slade!
Beast Boy: *To Raven* Why are ducks so funny? Cuz they're always quaking jokes! (A/N: Yes I know he said that in Aftershock)
Cyborg: *Playing video games* I CAN'T DO THIS! I CAN'T DO ANYTHING BECAUSE I'M HALF ROBOT!
*Big flash*
Starfire: I hate my life.
Robin: You know, I think I'm gonna take a break.
Raven: "Deep in earth my love is lying, And I must weep alone"? THAT IS LIKE SOOOOO DEPRESSING! I'm going outside! Weeee!
Beast Boy: Why are we just sitting here? We should be tracking down Slade!
Cyborg: *Sings* Always look on the bright side of life! *Whistles*
Later
Slade: *Throwing away playpedophile magazignes* It is great to have you over for tea!
Beast Boy: We shouldn't trust him!
Robin: Aw, come on, BB! Relax! Have some fun!
Raven: This is like, the BEST tea, like, totally ever!
Starfire: My life sucks! *Cries*
Cyborg: *Sings* Always look on the bright side of life! *Whistles*
*Another flash*
Robin: What the...*Spots Slade* SLADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Slade: Wha*Robin attacks him*
Raven: This is pointless.
Beast Boy: What disease do you get from kissing birds? CHIRPIES!
Starfire: Why am I crying? IT IS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DAY!
Cyborg: Aww! I can't do ANYTHING! I can't even remember what just happened!!
Slade: I didn't even do anything!
Robin: DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Raven: Let's just go.
Starfire: The world is wonderful!
Beast Boy: And the professor said "That's no hydroxylian(sp?) that's my wife!" HAHAH! Wait...What did I just say? Anyway, a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar...
Cyborg: I CAN'T DO ANYTHING!
End
Yes I know VERY VERY stupid. I'm just bored so I wanted to post it. Opinions are nice. Flames I accept. The song Cyborg was singing was "Bright Side of Life" by Eric Idle of the Monty Python crew. The poem was "Deep in Earth" by Edgar Allen Poe. And that last joke is from Dexter's Lab.
*Starfire flies into the main room where everyone else is*
Starfire: IS IT NOT A WONDERFUL DAY TO BE ALIVE?!
Raven: *Reading book Edgar Allen Poe* Whatever...
Robin: *Punching punching bag with a picture of Slade's face on it* Slade! Slade! Slade!
Beast Boy: *To Raven* Why are ducks so funny? Cuz they're always quaking jokes! (A/N: Yes I know he said that in Aftershock)
Cyborg: *Playing video games* I CAN'T DO THIS! I CAN'T DO ANYTHING BECAUSE I'M HALF ROBOT!
*Big flash*
Starfire: I hate my life.
Robin: You know, I think I'm gonna take a break.
Raven: "Deep in earth my love is lying, And I must weep alone"? THAT IS LIKE SOOOOO DEPRESSING! I'm going outside! Weeee!
Beast Boy: Why are we just sitting here? We should be tracking down Slade!
Cyborg: *Sings* Always look on the bright side of life! *Whistles*
Later
Slade: *Throwing away playpedophile magazignes* It is great to have you over for tea!
Beast Boy: We shouldn't trust him!
Robin: Aw, come on, BB! Relax! Have some fun!
Raven: This is like, the BEST tea, like, totally ever!
Starfire: My life sucks! *Cries*
Cyborg: *Sings* Always look on the bright side of life! *Whistles*
*Another flash*
Robin: What the...*Spots Slade* SLADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Slade: Wha*Robin attacks him*
Raven: This is pointless.
Beast Boy: What disease do you get from kissing birds? CHIRPIES!
Starfire: Why am I crying? IT IS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DAY!
Cyborg: Aww! I can't do ANYTHING! I can't even remember what just happened!!
Slade: I didn't even do anything!
Robin: DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Raven: Let's just go.
Starfire: The world is wonderful!
Beast Boy: And the professor said "That's no hydroxylian(sp?) that's my wife!" HAHAH! Wait...What did I just say? Anyway, a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar...
Cyborg: I CAN'T DO ANYTHING!
End
Yes I know VERY VERY stupid. I'm just bored so I wanted to post it. Opinions are nice. Flames I accept. The song Cyborg was singing was "Bright Side of Life" by Eric Idle of the Monty Python crew. The poem was "Deep in Earth" by Edgar Allen Poe. And that last joke is from Dexter's Lab.
!!! :DMonty python rules 
! (i have Monty python and the holy grail 
